March 25, 2008

Software Development Cycle

software development lifecycle
1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.
2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.
3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren't really bugs.
4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn't work and discovers 15 new bugs.
5. Repeat three times steps 3 and 4.
6. Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature product announcement based on overly-optimistic programming schedule, the product is released.
7. Users find 137 new bugs.
8. Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is nowhere to be found.
9. Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs, but introduce 456 new ones.
10. Original programmer sends underpaid testing department a postcard from Fiji. Entire testing department quits.
11. Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs.
12. New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He hires a programmer to redo program from scratch.
13. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free...

7 comments:

  1. Wahh..nemu juga blogmu Gra..
    Beugh..di BNI masih berkutat ma lificycle software?? bukannya dah migrasi ke AS-400?? hue..he..

    *nyari2 photo kok ga ada ya??* dah berhenti jepret2??*

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  2. hi cm4nk :
    hi hi hi.. teteup doong... yang namanya software development lifecycle kan juga dipake di bahasa cobol nan purba ini :p
    Bukan AS-400 tapiu mainframe Yan :p

    humm.. udah jarang jepret2.. soalnya camdig ku dibawa ke rumah.. sekarang di sini aku ada SRL (canon D88) tapi karena manual.. biayanya mahal.. baru jepret2 doang.. udah ada 2 roll tapi belum di cuci apalagi dicetak :p

    Humm.. pengin sih hunting.. tapi kalo gak ada temannya jadi males :D
    kapan hunting yuk Yan....

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  3. Wah yan.. yadi aku ke blogmu di multiply... tapi gak bisa ngasih comment euy.. error mulu...

    komennya kutaruh sini aja yak :p

    "
    Wahhh... makin jago aja lo Yan...
    itu lo jepret nya masih pake kamera yang dulu belinya bareng ma gw ?
    Kereeen... udah jauh berkembang ternyata... :)

    Kalo hunting, ajak2 dooong :)"

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  4. Wakakak..jadi inget RPL kalo gini..

    Yup masih dengan kamera yg dulu..
    libur 4 hari kemaren jalan2 ke Jogja..trus sempet nyoba EOS 400D buat jepret2..arrghhh! ngiler.. browsing harganya..ternyata 5jtaan,body doank *nangis*...
    di Jkt hunting dimana??paling2 jembatan penyebrangan.. :LOL:

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  5. Wah.. berarti kamu cuma liat gambarnya doang Yan...
    Soalnya isinya kan ga ada hubugannya :D :D :D

    Iya.. aku liat foto2mu di Jogja yang di pantai trus juga yang di Borobudur...

    Itu fotonya diambil pake 400D yak ?

    Hi hi h.. iya.. harganya emang gitu Yan.. hiks....

    Humm.. Di Jakarta di mana ya... di Anyer laaah... atau di pelabuhan sunda kelapa.. katanya banyak object yang eksotik :p

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  6. ohh iya ya...

    Gambar yg di MP tuh masih hasil Canon PS A430 kok..jepret pake 400Dnya masih di orangnya,lupa ngambil kemaren..buru2 balik sih.. :-( ,baru minta dikirimn lewat email :-)
    Anyer??serius?? ayukk...kapan?? cari libur jumat ja :-)

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  7. @cma4n :
    Wah keren doong... kalo yang pake A430 aja kek gitu.. gimana yang 400D ?

    Wuiiih...

    Humm... kapan ya ke anyernya...
    Bulan ini ga ada liburan euy...

    bulan Mei ada 2 "potensi libur panjang"

    tgl 1-4 Mei (kalo tgl 2 Meinya diliburin) dan tgl 17-20 Mein (kali tgl 19 Meinya diluburin...
    Bis itu.. ga ada lagi deh... hiks....
    kalo hunting di Bdg banyak object gak ya Yan ?
    Jangan ke kampus.. ke daerah lembang aja :p

    Kalo Bandung kan sabtu minggu cukup tuh...

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